Really, Mother Nature? Really? You’re dumping this crap on us today?
My cold is back. I suppose this is black plague day 13535236 or so. This sick just won’t go away. I am working from home today. If I had to make the long drive in to the office I probably would have called in sick. I am so tired of this. Jen, my beautiful, beloved wife, was feeling awful again yesterday too. She’s better today, but can we get a break please? I would be grateful for a little stretch of time where I didn’t have a box of tissues glued to me. This blows! (pause as the narrator blows his nose… again)