tick tock, tick tock.
The clock is ticking. One week to go until the league’s deadline to cancel the season. One week to go until the unthinkable happens… again… and the league cancels the whole entire season. One week.
And the two sides didn’t meet face to face yesterday. Are you kidding?
So here are two of the remaining sticking points.
The league wants next season’s salary cap to be 60 million dollars. The players want next season’s salary cap to be 65 million dollars.
Both sides have agreed that term length of the new collective bargaining agreement (assuming they ever actually agree to one) should be ten years. The players want an option to back out after seven years. The league wants an option to back out after eight years.
There’s also an issue dealing with player pensions that seems like it might be a legitimate problem, but is still something that a little give and take should be able to resolve in a short time. Still though… they are hung up on seven years vs eight years, and 60 million vs 65 million. Really. Both sides are saying that publicly. Honestly, they are. Both sides are so incredibly stupid that they are risking the cancellation of ANOTHER NHL season over these issues.
My god people, how much of a collective group of assholes can you be? For the salary cap? How about 62.5 million. Problem solved! As for the term length, I have a more complicated solution. Take a coin, right? Flip it. Heads means the opt out is seven years. Tails means the opt out is eight years. Problem solved!
They have had a Federal mediator at all of the recent talks. I swear that poor son of a bitch must be ready to just start punching these idiots. Meet with the players and punch Donald Fehr in his World Series canceling head. Meet with the players and punch Gary Bettman in his season canceling head. BOOM! Problems solved! Drop the damn puck!