I just went out to pick up some take out for dinner. There were two middle aged bros smokin’ butts outside while also admiring one of their cars. A big Hummer. Oh yeah, they were diggin’ how it had red running lights along the bottom, but the bro who owned the Hummer said he needed new rims. I guess the rims he had weren’t ass kickin’ enough.
Cool, dude bros. So cool. I wanted to ask how many gallons to the mile the bitchin’ Hummer got but I was afraid the answer would reduce my IQ by half.