I just went outside to fill the two bird feeders. When I opened up the big one I found something heartwarming.
Yup. It’s heartwarming because it’s nice to know the real owners of our property are just as pleased with the bird feeder situation as I am. Seeing as the spiders outnumber us by about 10000000000000000000 to 1, it only seems fitting to admit that this place is theirs and they just let us stay here. Not the other way around.
Note: slight exaggeration.